MSDS-Woman
A Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) is a document that provides information about the potential hazards of a chemical product, including its physical and chemical properties, health risks, and safe handling procedures.
Its purpose is to ensure the safe handling, storage, and disposal of hazardous substances, protecting workers and emergency responders.
MSDS – Material Safety Data Sheet
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET
MSDS-WOMAN
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: ♀
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
Boils at absolutely nothing – freezes for no apparent reason
Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USE
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
Can greatly aid relaxation
Can be a very effective cleaning agent
HAZARDS
Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact
